God and Stephen Hawking Chat

God: Hi Stephen nice to meet you.
Stephen Hawking: God, that can’t be you, I have shown through science that there is no God.
God: Does not my presence prove you wrong?
Stephen Hawking: No, this can’t be right, I must be imagining this.
God: You mean like imagninary time?
Stephen Hawking: So you’ve read my book?
God: Well I sort of skimmed through it once.
Stephen Hawking: What did you think?
God: Well to start your title is a bit misleading. You call your book “A Brief History of Time”, but then you go on to say that time is just imaginary. I found that a little misleading. And then when you left me out, well let’s just say we almost had another Big Bang. And believe me you would have been imagining it for a long time after.
Stephen Hawking: Hmm, you have a point. I hope you’re still not offended.
God: It’s ok, I am no longer so angry at you as I am with this new Richard guy. He really gets under my spirit. How would you feel if someone dedicated their whole existence just to tell everyone that you didn’t exist?
Stephen Hawking: I see your point.
God: I’ve tried everything from parting seas, fire on Mount Sinai, I even rose from the dead, but people still think I’m not real. Everyone seems to believe in you, do you have any advice for me?
Stephen Hawking: The secret is no one will believe in you these days until you write a book. All you have to do is write a book, then they will believe.
God: No Stephen, I tried that already, but it didn’t work.
Stephen Hawking: Oh yeah.
God: What did you think of my book Stephen?
Stephen Hawking: Well, I sort of, well I umm, I sort of haven’t read it.
Narrator: At this point there was a very large explosion, we can only pray for Stephen at this point. God was too angry to comment and quickly left the scene.

Who Are God’s Chosen People?

Many of us grew up believing that Jewish people alone are G-d’s chosen people. But upon further examination of the evidence, this is not entirely correct. The truth is that Israel is God’s chosen people and Israel is made up of twelve tribes. Who we see as Jewish people today are only from one of those tribes and also part of Benjamin!

Initially there were the twelve tribes of Israel, mush like Jesus and his twelve apostles. All of the tribes were God’s people, not just one. But God’s favor rested mostly on Judah and Joseph, with Judah leading the way when they marched. Eventually there was a split and the northern part of Israel became known as still Israel and the southern kingdom was called Judah. To this day there is still speculation as to who these northern tribes are. But many have researched them throughout Europe and even America.

So while Judah and the jewish people are indeed God’s chosen people, so are the rest of Israel! Through some of my research I have been trying to find these lost tribes. Many people living in Europe and America are from what I believe to be the lost house of Israel. In the end God promises to bring two sticks together, one from Ephraim (Joseph’s son) and one from Judah. Some see Christianity representing Ephraim, so bringing christians and jews together would be the fulfillment of this prophecy.

You may actually be a part of God’s chosen people Israel and not know it. God promises in the end that the jealousy of Ephraim at Judah will stop. How he will do this noone knows, but it is a promise. Much of the anti-semitism to this days actually stems from an age old score or divorce between Israel and Judah. It has been in fact Israel persecuting the jewish people and of course it has gone both ways. So the lost house of Israel has had a grudge against Judah out of jealousy. But somehow God will take this jealousy away. If you have a thing against jews, it may be an age old grudge you are not aware of. And you may be angry at those on your same team.

Time Proves Zero Time With A Will

For time to exist you first need zero time. Zero time is eternity where God resides. Zero time must have a will since there is time and someone had to start it. If Zero time was just an eternal pool of energy, then it would remain just that for all eternity and we would never have time. If zero time was complete nothingness, then it would remain nothing for all eternity. Time testifies to zero time with a will to act. As the bible says the creation testifies to a creator. The only escape from this argument is to say we can’t trust logic, which you would have to logically conclude. So there is no logical escape from the truth.

God says in the Bible that if we seek him with all our heart we’ll find him.